The best fantasy football team names of 2014

Top 100 Funny Fantasy Football Team Names – 2014 Think your team name makes the cut? Scroll to the bottom of the page, and post it in the comments section. If it is deemed worthy, your hilarious team name shall be added to the list! List is sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name Team Name Player(s) referenced Dark N’ Lean Green Machine A.J. Green -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood Aaron Rodgers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quit Playing with your Peter Son! Adrian Peterson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bardshaw-Shank Redemption Ahmad Bradshaw -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tickle Me Al-Mo Alfred Morris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Luckness Monsters Andrew Luck -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Boldin the beautiful Anquan Boldin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer Arian Foster -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Mingo ate my Brady Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ben there raped that Ben Roethlisberger -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You Sankeyd my Battleship Bishop Sankey -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles Blake Bortles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Weeden Wayne Bowe Brandon Weeden / Reggie Wayne / Dwayne Bowe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drill ‘er then Spill ‘er C.J. Spiller -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Megatron’s Johnson Calvin Johnson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam! Cam Newton -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hyde your kids Hyde your wife Carlos Hyde -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carson don’t Palmer ass Carson Palmer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Henne Given Sunday Chad Henne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You Kaepernick the future Colin Kaepernick -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Surprise Mother Fluker! D.J. Fluker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Morning Woodhead Danny Woodhead -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Revis and Butthead Darrelle Revis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sproles Royce Darren Sproles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- De more de maryius Demaryius Thomas -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I Pitta the fool Dennis Pitta -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Final Dez-tination Dez Bryant -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dez-ed and Confused Dez Bryant -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teach me how to Dougie Doug Martin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Breesus, King of the Drews Drew Brees -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Taste the Dwaynebowe Dwayne Bowe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dickson your rear Ed Dickson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Erect Dicker Eric Decker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Multiple Goregasms Frank Gore -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Geno 911! Geno Smith -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Knights who say giovanNI Giovanni Bernard -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Golden Taint Golden Tate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix HaHa Clinton Dix -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1.21 JJWatts J.J. Watt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Turn down for Watt J.J. Watt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m gonna Jacquizz all over yo’ Tates Jacquizz Rodgers / Ben Tate -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Insane Clowney Posse Jadeveon Clowney -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gotta Catch Jamaal Jamaal Charles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harb Gore Porn Jim Harbaugh / Frank Gore -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- InstaJimmyGraham Jimmy Graham -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Flacc Jacket Joe Flacco -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Manziel in distress Johnny Manziel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ladies and Edelman Julian Edelman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Julio Think you are? Julio Jones -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brain injuries make me Seau Junior Seau -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Orton hears a Who Kyle Orton -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Backfields and McCoys LeSean McCoy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Not my Forte Matt Forte -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Corn on the Schaub Matt Schaub -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stafford Infection Matthew Stafford -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- InGorious Staffords Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What would Jones-Drew Maurice Jones-Drew -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have Crabs and VD Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Michael Sam-I-Am Michael Sam -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Its Mike Vick in a box Michael Vick -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suck a Ditka Mike Ditka -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mikel row your boat Leshoure Mikel LeShoure -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Montee Wrecking Ball Montee Ball -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suh Girls, One Cup Ndamukong Suh -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Putting the Percy on a Pedestal Percy Harvin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- May God have Percy on your Goal Percy Harvin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cry Me a Rivers Philip Rivers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Plaxidental Discharge Plaxico Burress -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slob on my Cobb Randall Cobb -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mendenhally Rasharded Rashard Mendenhall -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Beats by Ray Ray Rice -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Its Wayning Men Reggie Wayne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’m gonna make it Wayne Reggie Wayne -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coopers Klux Klan Riley Cooper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gronk if your horny Rob Gronkowski -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gronk if you love Breesus Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ABC, Easy as RG3 Robert Griffin III -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- White Jacquizz from my Harry Jones Roddy White / Jacquizz Rodgers / Harry Douglas / Julio Jones – All Falcons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Every day I’m Russell’n Russell Wilson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Russel & Bowe Russell Wilson / Dwayne Bowe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tannesaurus Rex Ryan Tannehill -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Inglorious Bradfords Sam Bradford -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Elementary my dear Watkins Sammy Watkins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins! Sammy Watkins -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Breaston Plants Steve Breaston -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hali of Fame Tamba Hali -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Troubled Bridgewaters Teddy Bridgewater -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I have a few Pryors Terelle Pryor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tebows before Hoes Tim Tebow -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Munchen on Bundchen Tom Brady -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brady Gaga Tom Brady -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Romophobic Tony Romo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Neverending Torrey Torrey Smith -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My Richardson is pitching a Trent Trent Richardson -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Pardon Me Eiferted Tyler Eifert -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Cruz Control Victor Cruz -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wilfork on the first date Vince Wilfork -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welker Texas Ranger Wes Welker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It Ertz when Eifert Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Looking for the top 100 fantasy football team names for 2014?